Marissa Strickland

@Alanstarzinski @jasonsheridan me toooooo!!!

My parents live in a town where this exists. http://t.co/9BIVYRQf

@JasonSheridan I feel like you would be in support of this moment. http://t.co/IVv6uoWR

Nestled between Robin Hood and Tinkerbell costumes is America's most beloved character Whipped Cream! http://t.co/EqNMBxyr

@jakesheiner Yep, can't wait to play.

@Szzzzlaga Oh goodness! Yes! hahahah

@jakesheiner ack! Just saw this and YES!

They'll always be printing led zeppelin tshits & there will always be college kids at either end of the chubby/skinny continuum to wear them

It's nice to know that the me of today and my seven-year-old self find the same things delightful/confusing: http://t.co/m95uhzBL

sugar coating it http://t.co/aZsyrBLi

cc: @jasonsheridan http://t.co/TtDowT1q

Twister weather http://t.co/5NDWctlO

Whenever I see construction men in hard hats I feel like I am in a fast-paced "this is what the city's like" montage from the 1980's.

Sunday morning reboot http://t.co/RSs3iUib

@BillyMerritt that's it and almost too true... I just found all my 3 dead mice under these crumbs :(

@BillyMerritt Good idea but the series may be better suited for a network that specializes in preventative stories...TLC or Lifetime perhaps

DearManOnStreet: just bc u lean on parking meter all cool doesnt distract from fact that yr also holding yr wiener like a kid who has to pee

That said, that was still better than the last time I ate a cupcake on the street & a woman stopped to say: WOW! You're REALLY enjoying that

Walking down street: a dude coyly smiles,for a sec I think I must be cute but then look down at heavy snowfall of cupcake crumbs on my shirt

I hear Julia Roberts named her boobs Julia & Julia NOT Julie & Julia.